BEAR the Saving Robot
May 9th 2007 22:21
You know how everything seems to be run by robots nowadays? How they keep me company each night? Guess you didn't know that... Don't recommend it.
BEAR is not a bear, but the imaginative name of the super-robot that the U.S military helped Vecna create. It actually is made to save lives from places humans have a difficulty reaching. Like my bathroom, for some reason.
Several cameras and microphones will also help spy the surroundings. I could need something like that each morning at 6 AM, coincidentally the same time my neighbor wakes up.
Now you're thinking "why would they need a robot to save people from my bathroom?", but that was actually a joke. In reality it's supposed to save people from colliding buildings, fires and of course battlefields.
Seriously, it sounds great, if it works.
Man, stuff like this just vomits all the comedy out of me...
//peeker
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